guerrillatech:

memewhore:

salamanderteeth:

crab-justice:

“Crocodiles have been around for millions of years without changing-” SHUT UP. Crab has been around for longer

Yea zip it scaly

boarcriminal:

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

bluhoneysuckle:

headspace-hotel:

bilbao-moon:

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

imgonnakillyourayromano123:

badmode-deactivated20230124:

growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss

join your girlunion babes

the-swift-tricker:

hedge fund managers a few days ago

hedge fund managers today

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

croptopandapistol:

babyegg:

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

Whats up u depressed bastard

prime-tiktoks:

charlesoberonn:

Political Compass Test: Do you think corporations should have unlimited power?

Me: No

Political Compass Test: 

sapphireswimming:

ubercharge:

siketreeker:

showerthoughtsofficial:

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them